Rachel was a friend and probable girlfriend of Van Helsinki in Memories and Van Helsinki: Mind of Madness. She lay in a field with Van and Geoff Vampire, and later visited the fete at the Red Herring Church, probably as Van's girlfriend. Rachel tried to cheer him up when Geoff Vampire won the cuddly duck there. Van apparently dumped Rachel shortly after, in an attempt to leave everything behind of the event. and then 'drove her away afterwards when she tried to see him, apparently hitting her in the process.


Behind the scenes and triviaEdit

  • Rachel's existence could be implied by Geoff's line about 'all the hearts [Van Helsinki] has broken'.
  • There is some evidence that the Van Helsinki novelisation mentions Rachel, adding support to the idea of her existing.
  • Rachel's existence has no been confirmed by the fanfiction Memories.