- Bashed over the head with a baseball bat by Man
- Brainwashed with electricity
- Bashed in the face by Man
- Cut by Svetlana
- Ran through the night to the church
- Hit by Geoff's keyboard
- Punched in the face
- Kicked several times
- Hand stamped on and broken
- Face-stomped twice
By the end of the film, Van is suffering at least one broken hand, brusing to ribs and face, a cut deep enough to draw blood from the lower chest/gut, and almost certainly serious head injuries. Somehow, he has run through the night with a deep cut in his gut and a badly bashed up face.
His survival after the fade-out of the film is up for debate, due to this.